John: Libraries are confusing to me.
Kraken: Why's that?

John: You wouldn't think they could work because people would steal the books. The first guy to propose them must have sounded crazy.
Kraken: Hmm... that gives me an idea for a business. You give me money and I throw rocks at your car.
John: How is that a business? It just sounds insane.

Kraken: You say that now, but wait until the library people hear about it.

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