Well, you may have noticed that we have a brand new look here at whaleocalypse. I rebuilt the site from the ground up in Wordpress with the ComicPress plugin--unfortunately all the user comments from the old site are gone. Obviously this blog hasn't been updated in
well whale over a year. I've been extremely flattered by the number of requests for new comics in that time, purely on the strength of the original ten strips. Hopefully you haven't all given up on me just yet and for what it's worth, this project remains very close to my heart. I hope to get up a new head of steam soon, and start bringing you more comics.
John: Hey there, whatchya doin' up on the surface?
Balloon whale: My body is a huge balloon. I cannot submerge.
John: I'm sorry to hear that.
Balloon whale: Don't pity me shadow monster. I've got the love of a good woman and all the birds I can eat.
John: ...Shadow monster?
Balloon whale: Yeah, I have eyes don't I. I can see that you and all your friends are murky, amorphous shadow creatures.
John: I think that's just how we look from above water.
Balloon whale: I'll believe it when I see it. Now if you'll excuse me I have some gulls to eat.
John: You really catch seagulls with your mouth?
Balloon whale: I will one day.