You know what’s weird to me?
That people buy bottled water?
That the Flintstones had christmas?
That people eat bird skin, but not mammal skin?
That there are gender designations on single person bathrooms?
That there's an earth DAY but black history MONTH (nope, and you're a racist)
That people reproduce by growing tiny people in their bellies?
That there are no drag shows for women?
That sometimes clouds turn into water and fall on you?
That humans never developed a more abundant fuel source than liquid dinosaurs?
That narwhals are a real thing? (nope, and your a double racist)
That the panda is used as a symbol of chinese food. It makes it seem like you’re eating pandas.