I had been making meaningless sock balls for the last 15 years, until my friend Renee showed me the light last night.
Hey octopus, whatchya doing?
I'm just balling up my clean socks.
You've mismatched all the colors though.
Oh, I'm not too particular about that. Besides, no one sees your socks anyway.
Then why bother balling them up at all? The pairs are meaningless.