I just met the girl of my dreams.
Awesome! Where did you meet her?

It was a blind date at my high school English class. Half way through the night I realized I was naked and hadn’t studied for the final.

And my uncle Steve was there. It didn’t look like my uncle, but somehow I still knew it was him.

Then I went to kiss her and all of my teeth fell out.


And then we were falling, but thankfully I woke up before I hit the ground. She wasn't so lucky.

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