This is part II in the series "Tails of the Bourgeois-Sea"
Greetings. Take me to your leader, sea monster.
I'm sorry, we don't really have any leaders.
An entirely stateless society? How Marvelous!
What manner of commerce do you use?
We don't really have money or jobs. We just kind of swim around.
Good heavens, this place is classless as well!
Well that was uncalled for.