John: Hey kraken, where's gina?
Kraken: Oh, we broke up.
John: I'm sorry to here that. Any reason.
Kraken: I found out she used to be in tentacle porn. Gross right?
John: Well I guess she couldn't be in NON tentacle porn.
Krake: Yeah, it's not that. It's that it was girl on girl. I'm sorry but to me that's just wrong.
Kraken: Also, I'm not crazy about the fact that the girls were japanese.
John: there is so much that I don't understand about you.