So much big news from whaleocalypse! We're coming to you from a brand new website run with Drupal, on a brand new server. The new website looks good on mobile phones, plus there's transcripts now. Also all of the artwork is now open source!
Whaleocalypse presents: things I'm afraid of
Title text: that someone will make me touch my tooth to a belt sander
Title text: That I'll accidentally knock into a pregnant lady and break her baby
John: I'm gonna have to call you back
Title text: that I'll just go crazy and break a baby on purpose
Title text: that there will be a bunch of knives sticking out of a dishwasher and I'll fall on them
Title text: that I'll find love too late for it to be "young love"
John: You wanna drive down to the beach tonight? We could make it back by dawn.
Jane: Nah, I'm supposed to go to Ikea in the morning.
Title text: that I'm already too old for young love
Title text: that I'll be trying to sign an email “regards” but accidentally write “retards”
Title text: that I won't feel sad enough when my grandma dies
Title text: that all of my phone calls have secretly been video calls and I didn't know it.
John: I'm walking back to my desk right now. I'll call you back in 10 minutes.